EDIT: I'm sort of sad right now, so nothing new from me for a while.

Two points if the title is a reference to someone I know. Anyway, ~goldfish078 has done this, so, without further ado a quiz:

Your real name: Steven
Age: 16
Height: 6 feet exact
Natural hair colour: Black
Eye colour: Brown
Skin color: White
Glasses/contacts?: Glasses
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Braces: Maybe
Mannerisms: 42?
Other distinctive markings: Dunno

FAVOURITE
Colour: blue
Band: They Might Be Giants
Video game: Smash Bros Brawl
Movie: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Book: And The Devil Will Drag You Under by Jack L. Chalker
Food: Pepperoni pizza
Game on a cell phone: Tetris?
CD: People still by CD's?
Flower: Dandylions?
Scent: Strawberry
Animal: Fox?
Comic book: Kitsune Jewel, because XKCD hasn't published a book
Cereal: Cocoa Krispies?
Website: [link] -- though all of the websites I've designed are my favorites
Cartoon: Danny Phantom

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Does a recorder count?
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Yes if it were 4 years ago, but there's nothing good on now.
Like to sing?: Sometimes
Have a job?: Freelance PHP Programmer? Dunno if that would count
Have a cell phone?: Hacked T-Mobile Wing with WM6.1
Like to play sports?: Hockey or Volleyball only
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Three ex's...so no
Have a crush on someone?: er...yes...
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: I dunno, a 60 inch TV might be considered 5 and I have several others in my house so yes.
Have any special talents/skills?: I'm a writer and programmer
Exercise daily?: I walk one and a quarter miles every tuesdays and thursdays afterschool
Like school?: I haven't met anybody yet who has said yes. Me included

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: Is it wrong if I answer yes?
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes
Speak any other languages?: Fluent French only...
Go a day without food?: Yes, if it's replaced by Slim-Fast stuff...
Remember your dreams: Extremely rare if I can
Read music, not just tabs?: No
Roll your tongue?: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?: I can eat an extra large pizza if I wanted, so yes

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: No
Snuck out of the house?: Not really
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yes
Had a computer crash?: Several...
Gotten lost in your city?: Yes
Seen a shooting star?: No
Been to any other countries?: Too many to count
Had a serious surgery?: Other than stitches in my knee, no
Stolen something important to someone else?: No
Solved a rubiks cube?: No
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Hell no
Cried over a girl?: No
Cried over a boy?: WTF?
Kissed a random stranger?: No
Hugged a random stranger?: No
Been in a fist fight?: No
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: No
Had alcohol?: No
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: ...you're expecting me to say yes, aren't you?
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: No
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: A lot of times...
Swore at your parents?: Not really. If it's politics, I'll usually say "We'll all be damned if Hillary becomes president" but no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: No
Been to a casino?: Not old enough yet
Ran over an animal and killed it?: No
Broken a bone?: No
Gotten stitches?: Yes...
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: ...yes...
Made homemade muffins?: Yes
Bitten someone?: No
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: 5 Disneyworld visits, 2 Disneyland visits...I'm that much of a traveler
Burped in someone’s face?: No

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: I forget
Cried: When my dad died
Went to the bathroom: 2 hours ago?
Saw a movie in a theatre: 2 weeks ago
Read a book: 4 hours ago
Had a snow day: December of '07...
Had a party: Never held one
Went to a doctor: Last week
Tripped in front of someone: In a hockey game in gym? 5 months ago
Went to the grocery store: Yesterday in a thunderstorm
Got sick: I am right now *cough*
Got cursed: I usually disregard it
Called someone: Yesterday

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: Color
Lights on/lights off: Off
TV/movie: Movie
Body spray/lotion: Body spray
Cash/cheque: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Blankets
Headache/stomach ache: Headache
Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican
Summer/winter: Winter
Snow/rain: Snow
Fog/misty: Misty
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Vegetarian
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: icing
Cake/pie: Cake
Strawberries/blueberries: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming pool
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
Wallet/pocket: Pocket
Window/door: Window
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chespirito?
Pink/purple: PINK IS A MAN'S COLOR!
Cat/dog: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Long sleeve
Pants/shorts: Pants
Winter break/spring break: Winter break
Spring/autumn: autumn
Clouds/clear sky: Clear sky
Moon/mars: Moon
Questions/Answers: Answers
War/Peace: Peace

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: Maybe...
What's the most important kind of love for you?: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Have you ever been in love?: Yes
Been close to love?: Yes
If you have, with who?: Two girls, they're now on the other side of the US...
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: No...I'm too shy.
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: No?
Are you in a relationship?: No
If so, for how long?: ?
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: No
What is your idea of the best date?: In a fancy restaurant
What was your first kiss like?: Does the cheek count?
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 9?
Do you think love is worth nothing?: Depends on the couple
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: Talking and playing games like Hoverdisc
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Three ex's
Have you ever been dumped?: No, all three had to move to the west coast because their parents forced them to >.>
Have you ever dumped someone?: No

I...
Am: Programmer?
Want: To write better and find a good artist (other than Kal)
Need: Better grades
Love: ...I only have a crush on a special someone.
Hate: Depends on who pisses me off.
Feel: Cold?
Did: Something
Miss: Something
Am annoyed by: Loud noises
Would rather: Have fun
Am tired of: Rainy weather
Will always: Write

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: Alternative Rock -- I have Sirius Radio for that
What time is it now?: 4:40pm
How much money do you have right now?: $471.42
Are you hungry right now?: No
What are you doing right now?: Typing and chatting with friends on KJ
Do you like parades?: No
Do you like the moon?: It forecasts the weather, and not much else
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Go back to writing
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Shapeshifting

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: Yes
Cool?: No
Pretty?: No
Sarcastic?: Yes
Lazy?: Hell yes..
Hyper?: Only when on Vanilla Coke
Friendly?: Yes
Evil?: Depends on the enemies
Unforgettable?: No
Smart?: Yes
Strong?: No
Talented?: Yes
Dorky?: I'm not the nerd that looks -- but I still wear glasses so that counts for something.

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Airplane
Lonely: Me
Pen: Sword
Flower: Pollen
Window: Air
Psycho: Crazy
Brain freeze: Ouch
Strange: Weird
Sassy: Go away
Suffering: Me...
Art: Everybody is better than me at it

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: Yes
Run away?: Used to think about it...but no
Curse at a teacher?: If not getting in trouble, yes
Not take a shower for a week?: Yes
Ask someone out?: I'm a shy person... so no
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Been there, done that...
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Yes
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Been there, done that... again
Go scuba diving?: Been there, done that...again...
Write a book?: Writing The Royal Knights with Zack now!
Assemble a computer?: Done that
Become a rock star?: No
Have a long-distance relationship?: No, but I know two who do...
Marry someone you don't know?: No

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH...
What kind of computer do you have?: Toshiba Satellite Laptop A105-S2141 (I guess I am a nerd if I remember that much)
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): 11th grade
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: No
How many posters do you have in your room?: None (not allowed)
Who else should take this quiz?: If you're reading this, take it